Me and my sibling can go from
in like three seconds
on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship
I worry for anyone who says Game of Thrones
And this has been a successful cross-over.
check out this periodic table
I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit
why hate on trans boys when you can hate on cis boys
why hate on anyone when you can grow up and spread some positivity instead
Why hate people when you can hate humidity
Why stop at humidity when you can hate mosquitoes?
i fuckin hate mosquitoes
that’s the spirit
that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home
Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
this almost made me cry
this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.
I feel ill